GeT HooKeD bY uS.....

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

God damn to die for SEX!!!

I had such a sweet dream yest night.... I dreamt of having sex with E. Its weird since he is not even a so called friend of mine, but no doubt he is god damn gorgeous! He is actually my brother's tuition teacher. Nv ever in my whole damn fucking life i have seen such a handsome tuition teacher b4! He has a pair of eyes that will send shock waves down your spine and a to die for body every woman would dream of having him him just for one night...
He was in my house for another tuition session but somehow, no one was at home at that moment.... I was in this baby doll pink nightgown i bought from victoria secret... My hair was down and some of them flowing down my sexy shoulder and i wore a very cute pair of betty boob slipper(my favourite!!) He press the bell and i open the door to let him in... He was in a simple short sleeve button shirt(the thing i love abt button shirt is that it will cause no disruptions when u r kissing so passionately and have to take ur shirt off) and bermuders. He came in and close the door behind him.... He look into my eyes, 'you r so sexy'. He pull me towards him and we started kissing passionately... He was a god damn kisser!!! After 2 to 3 mins of kissing, i started to run my hands gently on his muscular chest.... I began to slowly unbutton his shirt while his hand was foundling gently on my breast.... While still taking off our clothes, we slowly made our way into my room.... We lie on the bed with him on top of me... He suck and lick on my neck and slowly made his way down to my breast.... I let out soft moans and i was so wet... When sucking my breast, he fingered my already wet pussy.... To reward him, I turn over and let him lie on the bed... I kiss and suck gently on his chest and kiss my way down to his belly button.... I can feel his already harden cock on my breast...I lick him around his thighs but not his cock... Haha! Naughty me right? He let how soft moans and i love to see his reaction! Finally, he can't stand it anymore and pull my head towards his dick. I decided not to torture him anymore and started giving him bj... Slowly at first and getting faster accompained by the sucking sound... After a few min of bj, he and i can stand it no more and we are so hungry for each other... He doggy me and he did not start slow this time! He thrust me in and out like an animal... I cum at least 3 times! Finally when we were done, we ly beside each other on the bed and gave a satisfied smile... When i woke up this morning.... I was so wet....
when is my brother having tuition agai....

Thursday, May 18, 2006

wah finally siong ar....finish exams le.....but den tink will fail lei....den kind of feel guilty to my bei bu loh....hai~but den whats over is over lah...now must enjoy my holiday before i start work

like long long time never update already....but then still the same....no fucking people come and read our blog one.....y huh, adri? anyway these few days like got no big news lei.....election over pap won so no big news already ma....or maybe i never read news paper so not updated.....anyway if anyone pass by the osim shop....den got one girl holding a vacuum cleaner that poster....u must read the slogan properly.....that time my colleague told me....then i look at it...den haha....laugh till i peng

later still have to work.....yesterday big boss came and say want to transfer me to suntec outlet....wah i told him i don't wan.....kns loh....go there and whack house flies only.....plus adri is still over here but then hor i going to quit anyway le ma......long time never work now work like very tired lei.....no matter how tired i am must always smile......then customer still don't appreciate one.....think we robot arh.....siao loh...government still say singapore's customer service still not good enough.....but u must also see mah....singaporean so niao so kiasu.....everything also want....standard put so high...how to reach.....but of course sometimes got customers appreciate lah...not all so hiao lian one....think we are like their servant like that....toopid loh...got service charge also not we take one mah

okie lah...enough of my ramblings....go take a rest before work 1st

Monday, May 15, 2006

Si bei sian....

Now is ten min to 2am liao and i still wide awake... Got to study later... Got so much things to study.... So much... haiz... Wat to do? This is Singapore. Got no cert got to go sweep the floor and wash toilet. This month really very broke. Dan bday, my sis bday and lau bu's day! Kaoz! Nowadays the kids more and more xin fu, my sis want a hp for her bday! Wao lao! Last time i got pager already very happy liao can go school show off to ah lian and ah seng say that i got pager leh! Den all of them will go wao wee woo liao.. Nowadays kids really pattern very much. Just like my sis, ask her go study for her upcoming test she will say wan to go eat la, go pang sai ah, slp ah! Wao lao, last time i dare to say so much my mother 'wu zhi san' (you can call it the 5 finger mountain or simply a TIGHT SLAP) will sit very nicely on my face liao lor. My sis really a spoilt and pampered brat!
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Tml going to do rebonding with Dan, really hope it turns out nice. hehe, then be more demure so maybe Edmund will like. Later go to work dunno will see My Edmund anot. Really very excited abt it!
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Anyway, my and one of my uni friend C is playing a game on tuesday. There is this one guy in our class who looks erm... kinda interesting... Looks a bit like those kind of murderous raptist u see on tv. haha. We decided to wear ver sexy to class on tuesday and try to seduce him by giving him glances and coupled with cheeky smiles! haha! Guess who will he fancy??? haha! I really think we are playing with fire! What if he turns out to be a real raptist???? How??? Then we kena raped? hahaha!!! OMG!!! Edmund will be so depressed!!!! Dan pls save me!!! Gosh! I think stress is really killing us! Making us doing things out of our mind man!!! Wish me luck!!!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Bank bo lan.....

Today the bank dunno why bo lan a...Dunno why... maybe now middle of the month liao, everybody bank account kang kang liao, no money to withdraw, so everyone eat bread at home. Bo lan till i can sit there zho bo lan, stare into the sir lor! Sibei bo mood also, coz my Edmund never come. haiz... Dan these few days having exams, my exams also around the corner liao, sibei stress. Singapore really a very stress country. Want to enjoy also very hard. Want to go out play also dunno wan to go where play. Lack of entertainment. Thats why now so many ppl blog. Bo si zho, then have to blog abt bo liao things lor. Just like me n Dan, also too bo liao already, thats why create this blog.
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Election fever over liao, everyone have to get back to work. Saw the news the blur sotong james simi a got caught back for investigation! Wao! I really must give my hand to singapore government. They really noe how to act fast in terms of this kind of things. Ask them to renovate the housing estate need to apply for these apply for that. Some more need to vote for them then can renovate, nv vote u dun even need to think abt getting a free dustbin in your dreams lor! Still need to pay some more! No money pay, GET LOAN FROM THEM THEN SO THAT THEY CAN EARN INTEREST!!! Pay till u die also must die in singapore lor! Pay this pay that! Everything also need to pay! Thats why now more and more ppl getting bald, too stress already la! aiya, complain enough liao, need to go back study!!!!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I will learn hard to be Mrs Teng...

Wow.... Very long nv blog liao leh! These few days i also dunno whether to be happy or sad... Edmund came to my bank yesterday... Then my friend write down my number on a piece of paper give to him (number only, no name). He looks very shocked. Haiz, this is my first attempt in initiaing to know a guy leh!!! Guess what????? HE DID NOT EVEN CALL OR SMS ME LEH!!! I so sad leh... Then Dan say i should at least write a name mah! Wao lao! Write name liao then he dun even want to come my bank i pai seh leh! At least now still got excuse say he dunno who is the person thats why dun want to sms mah... But then hor, today he came again!! But sad thing is, I still have not reach my work place yet when he came... My friend say today he wear till very yandao leh... I tell Dan i falling for him liao but then she dun believe me lor! Wao kaoz! Real one ok??? Who can resist such a charming man???? Somemore i got low resistant level leh!!! He not only yandao, but rich also leh!!!! Got one auntie who work in the bank noes edmund de lao pei, she say if wan she can help me match make!!! haha, i say dun wan dun wan but actually deep in my heart I really DUN MIND lor!!! Better still ah! Looks like tml i need to bring liang teh for the auntie to drink liao!! HAha! Wow....... I go and dream liao....

Thursday, May 04, 2006

haha!! Tot of that stupid ** i laugh till peng san! Wow kaoz! That ugly FAT BICTH er.... or should i say BASTARD??? Watever la! Well, i really have nothing against les and gays, but this stupid BF/GF of Dan really piss me of! Lets call her/him 'IT'. IT's character sucks to the core! I dunno what my pretty friend here (Well, Dan is really an attractive girl with a pair of big eyes) sees in IT!!!! IT is nothing but a FAT, STUPID, BRAINLESS asshole!!! When Dan was with IT, me and my friends was like trying all kinds of ways to break them up! From badmouthing of IT to attempt kinapping of IT! Nothing works till...... haha!! OUr hero friend y sacrifice herself!!! Haha.... I shall not mention much abt that part but well... Just feel that Dan really like all kinds of challanges and nv fails to surprise me with the things she do!
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Today my edmund nv come.... sob sob.... To think that i spent so much time in the morning doing my make up hoping to put up my best to him.... Hai.... aNYone knows a guy call edmund out there????? Pls tell him i am in love with him!!! Pray that i will see him tml!!!
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PAP= Pay and pay
Worker's party (WP)= Why pay
SDP= So Dun pay lor!!!

Lol!!!
Whats the world becoming to......juz read this gay blog, wah really can't take it.....not can't take it as in i'm turn on by reading their blog....but its more of a turn off.....i mean those 2 cuties are not bad looking.....but why must they dear here dear there.....wah, anyway that is not the point.....its the pictures.....thats like oh gosh.....looking at it makes my goosebumps stand.....i think normal straight guys see already their dick will also shrink loh.....

But i must admit i really admire their courage for standing out and admitting their sexuality....yesh, Singapore is a liberal country....but there are alot of things that aren't liberalized.....such as accepting gays and lesbians.....Have you ever wondered why people are more able to accept lesbianism? Is it because lesbians can't have sexual intercourse? I clearly remembered that i was with a butch once back in my secondary school days....and till now i'm still being mocked by Adri for that......can't blame mah, i was just trying to satisfy the curious soul in me at that time.....i remembered being with the butch for 2 months.....and i can clearly remember what Adri mocked me for.....because i actually cried for that butch.....haha.....but really, i didn't LOVE himher.....

Anyway, Adri seems to be head over heels for that Edmund guy well lets hope that he went to the bank today....Good Luck Adri

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Haha this is funny

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

whahaha!!! Today sibei song lor!!! Why??? I saw my yandao EDMUND!!!! Wao... Work in this bank for so many fucking months only got see 2 yan dao onli. So pathetic till i can even remember these 2 yandao face, name and age. haha, one EDMUND, one DESMOND, 25 and 24 respectively. At first count money count till sibei sian, then suddenly my peng you beside me suddenly call me, ' oie, ur Edmund is here' Wow! Immediately, TA DA, My eyes open dua dua, hands like kena dian dio, count money super fast! And can u believe it! I actually heng heng serve dio him leh!!! Wow... He is really my prince in shinning armour lor. Looks so yandao and yet so gentlemen. My peng you actually want to help me get his dian wei one, hai... But i too shy leh! Now then regret!!! I really bai ti gong that tml he will come again then i serve him! I surely get number from him! Haha, wow... first time get no. from a guy leh.... Heart beat like deer bouncing around..... Haha.... Really very happy today....
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The election fever is spreading around.... Very easy to see if one area need to vote for mp anot. Just look around. If u see a lot of pap flat around then suddenly ur area got lot of pap ppl suddenly come and shake hands wif u, hao sei liao la!!! Most prob ur area need to vote thats why they come around shake hand wif u hoping to shake more votes out! Then i see the tv got one guy from the opposition party dunno forget to submit wat form kena condemn till bo bien bo ka chen like this. Really buay tahan. P*P really hao siao one! Every little thing also can take out and say! Only forget to hand in form nia must say ppl say till like this! I at school forget to hand in homework the most teacher scold a bit nia, also nv make a big fuss out of it! Kaoz... Dunno wat's the Sinagpore becoming to! hai!!!
These few days are so boring.....been pratically stuck at home studying....well since the blog have not been updated for a few days, i shall update that.

People nowadays are talking about the Great General Elections which will be coming this saturday.....so stupid, of course most people will vote for PAP one lah.....PAP was started by our country's founding fathers leh.....if don vote for them, will kana blacklisted by them one loh....u got see the commercial, its says voting is compulsory and voting is confidential.....ha confidential my head.....u got see the news, the polling ticket still got people's name and ic number somemore.....luckily, i not 21 yet but going to le lah.....Adri is 21 but luckily for her, its those who are 21 as on 1.1.2006 den need to vote.....but vote simi lan....our GRC here no opposition loh...so my mother, father LL loh....so happy don need to vote....don need to vote still got free money to claim not bad what

The govt also alot of pattern one lah.....know GE coming, want people to vote them, they will start paint the HDB flats lah, build playground lah....ai ya build this build that.....what's their aim? of course our vote lah.....then the opposition party also LL one.......for don't know how many years don show their LJ bin.....come GE, pop pop pop....so many come out.....but then we youngsters don't know who they are loh....tell us how to trust them.....

Ha.....but anyway got free holiday...Adri will be so happy....coz don't need to work mah...anyway that time, Adri and I were discussing whether size matters......Adri thinks to a certain extent it does matters......hmmm what about for me......of course 1st look, if c the LJ long and big, see already also siong rite? but den long and big also not good if the skill not good.....sometimes too long can hurt one lei.....but too short also not that good lah....coz later no feeling...buay siong....hai~contradicting hor.....luckily, we are girls.....neh not big can go for implants, guys how to go.....so moral of the story, size and technique matters.....