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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Went to Singapore most notorious area for supper with Adri last nite, we had tim sum and because of Adri, we had durian as well....anyway the main point wasn't all that much about the food we were eating, but more of the sight we saw.

Yesh, u guessed it, the prostitutes. My guy was telling me last week, when we went to had dinner there, that they come in all age, shape and sizes. Thats so true, u want auntie hookers, they have it, u want young ones, u can easily find it as well. But if u noticed, those supposingly should be legal ones are much more prettier than those left to solicit business themselves. So i was telling Adri, she said of course lah, got go through interview one mah. Haha, i wonder what kind of interview.

Example
Pimp: Your neh big enough to breast fuck anot?
Prostitute: Of cos lah, E cup lei! head fuck also can loh
Or
Pimp: Your blow job skill good anot?
Prostitute: Of cos good lah, one guy even had to go see doctor loh, cos my skill too good le. Good until his lam pa got internal bleeding.

U pass by those shophouses, where you see the girls sitting outside, wah, their neh neh real big loh. Not only are they big, but it looks like tau hwee like that loh so smooth and white. See already also envy. Wonder if its real or fake, actually see already i also want to touch loh....help guys test test first what.

Those ah pek there, like gui ba ni never kuah char bo like that lei, girls walk by stare like no tomorrow like that. And also something i noticed, got alot of PRC man and bangala loh. No young singaporean guys there, i mean other then those working around the area, or there for the good food, when i mean food i really mean that lah not the tau hwee la.... wait, i rem there got the you tiao da wang, there also sell tau hwee lei...ai ya i am contradicting myself. i read already also blur.

Anyway, work yesterday was super duper boring. Got one ah neh family came and eat, den the ah neh daughter ask got this particular dish a not, so i told her its not available yesterady cos don't have a particular ingredient....mgr forgot to order. Ok, so after that the ah neh father ask got this particular flavour, i told him don't have, sold out. Wah then the ah neh father ki siao liao loh, come and shoot me, and i quote" you keep telling me what's unavailable, so tell me what's available"....really siao loh, what those ah neh family ask was unavailable what, i was just answering their questions plus he didn't ask me what was available loh.....was so pissed off after that episode.

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