Today is such a boring boring day. As usual, bank no yando at all, ah peks a lot! I work so hard, i think Dan must be busy masturbasting at home. Si bei buay gong peng!!! Election coming liao, bank also lots of ppl come and take the election hong bao, thats why i also headache... Give so much money out but ownself bo money! Lucky i dun need go vote! arbo I sure dulan, waste my time onli, bo money take still need to go under hot sun vote! This year the candidates getting younger and younger, got one guy candidate from the pap pap one very yandao leh! Too bad he not my area one, if not i sure vote for him. So yan dao go and work for pap a bit wasted leh... Why not come and be my sugarbf??? Haha..... I can provide you with good sex de wor..... Enough abt all this... I really si bei sian, tml satarday but i no date!!! My god!!! Why am i so deprived???? Hai! Think i too sui liao, guys see already tot that i must have a lot of dates liao that's why dun dare to date me! Hai, come on guys, not all pretty girls got dates one leh!!!

hai~these few days nothing interesting happened lei....except that my ah ma fall down then orh pa gak....so my parents sent her to the hospital....i tell u my paternal relatives are so fucked up....don wan to bring her go see doc nvm already, now my parents bring her to hospital, they hiam wu hiam bo......so CB loh...make until my ma ma not happy, which in thus putting my pa pa in an awakard situation. fucked up lah....at 1st, they pushed my ah ma here and there, saying ur mother u bring.....now we are the one paying for her medical expenses, still so damn kao pai....shut ur fucking mouth up lah....my pa pa just get his CPF money also don need like that qiao zai his money one loh.....

hai~don't talk about them already, haha Adri, just wanting to tempt you cause you are always tempting me.....see your punishment haha....okie i shall not be so bad since u r my ho peng yu....later still so farking toopid, need to go school at 6 till 9.....chiam lah, go there waste time.

Sian 1/2... Today is my last day of being a vegetarian... Wow... Being vegetarian is really not as easy as i thought lor... Especially with all the support from all my so called 'GOOD FRIENDS'... Dan, i think u got wat i mean hor! Keep on tempting me with all those meat!!!!! Hope my sins are cleared and body cleansed! Today working kan sian! No yan dao at all! Dunno wat stupid bank is that! I think i also kan suay, kana those branch in the housing estate one! Where got yan dao? Ah pek alot la, yan dao wait long long also bo! Today so scary sia... Got one ah pek as old as my dad one come n ask me for my telephone number. Wao lao ah! Ah pek, pls look into the mirror can bo, old till can be my lao bei liao still flirt so much! Pls ppl! Pls all pray for me that tml i will see some yan dao in my bank. If not i sian gar bo si liao lor!

Wah, LL loh, kana shoot by Adri.....ai ya i love sex what.....anyway abt the bangala true la, but not all are like that what, we cannot condemn all of them just because of a few bad ones.

Anyway, very du lan loh, my internet connection always kana disconnect one lei...very pek chek one loh...i got pay my internet bill of $47.50 every month one leh....ai ya, stupid S******

Oh ya...saw the new criteria that Adri gave....Very what loh....above 27 below 32 where can call sugardaddy, more like sugarbrother...daddy where got so young one. haha, and what man with few words, might as well find a mute no words ,betta sia.... And how do we know if that guy is principled and has intergrity? What base are we on? Ai yo Adri, your criteria more like finding bf lei, not sugardaddy.....and anyway daddies are old, so they don't use the net lah

Wao lao! I sibei bua tahan Dan! Always complaining sex not good enough! Wao piangz! I haven been fucked by a single man in dunno how many fucking months liao ok??? Get a life la! Life is not just abt sex(althought it takes up 90 %)! You still have other 10%! Plus!!!! I cannot believe that she say she respect those bangala for queeuing up! Ya, queeue up! They gang rape u that time also law by law one! Those with smaller lan jiao will go first! So that the chee bye hole will not expand so much then those behind can get to enjoy the same pleasure! Kaoz! Really peng san when i saw that! Look at those x'mas parties at orchard!!! Sibei du lan! Go there go touch us singapore char bo bian heng lui!!! Like bo zheng hu like this, heard that got some bangala even finger fuck some girls in the middle of orchard road!!! OMG!!! wat is this world becoming!!!! This year xmas or new year party will be a party for those bangala already! During that period orchard will be very eriee! All black black one! Kua bo tio ming kia!!! Better dun go! Later kena law by law gang raped by them also cannot bo ma da! Why? Coz they queue up mah! Go by the law leh! how to sue them???? haha!!
And also, the criteria of the sugardaddy given by Dan is wrong!! The changes are stated below... The management reserve the right to alter any changes without prior notice.
1) Only 27 and above and below 32 need to apply
2) ONLI CHINESE PLS!!!! I simply love pork too much to date a muslim and I DUN LIKE ANG MOHS(cannot understand a single shit they are toking plus their dick are too big for my liking)
3) Mature and most preferbly a man of few words
4) A man with principle and integrity
PLs email the management to get application forms. Selected ones will be informed by email and HR Department will arrange for a second round of interview.

I tell you even though i have a sex life, its close to almost non-existance. Maybe its because its too predictable. First, its starting with some passionate kissing, then he will proceed to touch me and finger me. After which he would want to have a blow job. Last but not least, sex comes into play. Its like been there done that before over and over again. Its never satisfying so thats why i been constantly complaining to Adri about it. And often i would have to resort to pleasuring myself so as to achieve the Big O. And Of coz thats where the FB comes into the scene.

Anyway, today went to Changi Airport, intially with the idea there to study but wah lah A, my stupid bf kept dozing off. Very du lan one loh, changi airport couple go there like very romantic right? Go there watch areoplane, my stupid bf go there to sleep. Very sian 1/2 one loh. One thing i noticed is hor, singaporeans very CB one lei, everything must chiong one lei...Just now went to take the skytrain from terminal 1 to 2. Got 2 xiao mei mei, the door open already want to chiong inside, behind me, got a few bangala, they very law by law one loh...they queue up, people come out already den they go in. See already very pei fu them lei....Even bangala also know how to give way.

And also just now on the way home, reach expo station, got alot of youngster boarded the train...i was thinking wah lan, expo got concert is it, how come i don't know. Then i think and think, i remembered a fren told me, his church service at expo....after recalling that, i was like chey, CH people see already also du lan loh. Then got this CH girl and guy, don't know is one to attract attention or what lah, in train play qi guo ba. Siao loh, god never teach you play qi gou ba is a form of gambling meh. plus how big already still want to play that.....want to play go back primary school lah..

Poor Adri....lost her hp....lets observe a moment of silence for her phone 1st before we continue.

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Okie, lets continue....i know she ain't in the best of mood. Anyway, a thing to be brought up, Adri regarding the appeal that was not something i thought of, it was something my fren, Da Pao Sian told me one. He said it was possible but don't ask me i got no idea how to go about doing that.

Yesterday on MSN, my MSN pal asked me if he could come to my house. Crazy, thats like letting the big bad wolf in the pig's home. This guy, lets called him A, A did asked me before to have sex with him or even worse ask me to be his part time. haha stupid sia. How old already still play what part time, full time one. tsk tsk.....the worst thing is he knows my guy because they were in the same course during poly but they didn't know each other well except for each other's presence. He's weird la...always claiming that he knows that i am horny....Crazy, through what way does he know i'm horny. Even if i'm horny, i do not LUST for him. He is just an absolute turn off.

Anyway, Adri says she wants to find a sugardaddy.....don't know if thats for real....but well i'll just help her advertise. Any guys who is financially well to do, 30 and above, pleasant looking can just email us at adri_dan85@yahoo.com.sg . All will be kept confidential....haha i wonder if Adri sees this will want to kill me.

KNNBCCB!!!!! Wao lan ah!!! I lost my beloved hp!!!! So suay!!! Less than 2 months old!!! I dun remember doing much bad deeds lately leh. Maybe just laugh when i see ppl fall? That's all!!! Kan suay lor! I think i am going vegetarian for 3 days to cleanse my body and clear my sins. Fuck the mother backside to the person who took my hp!!!! wao lao!!! Think i better dun scold too much also, later karma befalls on me, i really kan suay these few months liao. So du lan! Some more cannot get the money given by the government!!! CCB! Kao! Better dun ask me waste time go vote! Nv give me money still wanna waste my time! That Dan even more stupid! Ask me go write appeal letter! This kind of thing where can appeal 1??? U think zheng hu ur lao bei ah? Si bei lame a leh! If can then everyone go appeal i think the zheng hu will F**K ur backside upside down lor! Wao lao! BUt on second thoughts, i think no harm giving it a try. I can try to tell them if they give me 600 i will vote for them, 800 i will ask my lao bei and lao bu vote for them also. 1000 i will even ask my ah zhor to come up vote for them lor!! I think i really kan suay these few months! Tml must go si bei lor there bai bai guan yin ma, hope can change my luck. Must buy 4D also, dio 1st prize not to mention N70(the phone i lost), wan n100 also can ask finland there to ship down one for me ah! Money makes the world goes round!

What do you do????? I have a question or rather a problem that have been bugging me since... dunno when... I really wonder what do other girls go when.............their pussy suddenly itch in the public????????? Dun laugh first!!! I am serious!!!! Well, I guess things will be easier for guys. For guys, their ku ku jiao is external one wat, so when their birdy itch, they can easily scratch it!!! What abt girls???? What do we do??????? Our pussy is internal one leh!!!! When itchy that time, do we orrg the pussy with our fingers to tame the itch??? Or do we just leave it as it is and and wait for the itch to go away by itself??? The itch nv go away how???? Everytime when my pussy suddenly itch in public, I will try to use my bag to cover it while using my fingers to rub on it to tame the itch. Well, usually it works, but in dun think this is the right way leh.... And also there is one thing i cannot understand!!! Why can some guys go south on a girl??? Well, maybe i am still in the stone age or I must be living in the 60s, but i really find the woman chee bye very.......SMELLY!!!! How can the guy even enjoy licking and sucking it?????? Woman pee there u noe???? How can u lick on the hole where we pee????Do guys love drinking urin so much??? Why dun you pee already then drink from the toilet bowl????? Can taste more of it wat!!!! I rememeber once a close guy friend of mine told me that the woman cb tastes sweet!!! OH MY GOD!!! How can it be sweet when we pee from there???? Shouldn't it be salty?????? Wat's the world coming to?????????? Have anyone tried licking the asshole??? How does it taste like har????

Went shopping with Adri and another fren, biang A, Adri i just remembered we forgot to bio guys yesterday lei. Ai yah what a wasted trip. Adri went Zara and got some reap out of it. I only spent my money on a facial cleanser which wasn't for me, was for my guy. Den after that, went to catch reincarnation, biang A, do all japanese girls talk in those kawiia manner ar? Ok lah, i must say the show not as scary as what i thought, though i was frightened out of my wits for a few scenes. The main actress herself look like zhen zi lei.......long black hair and big big eyes. Biang A, if at night go out and hail taxi like that, the taxi driver see already scared, lam pa also will shrink loh. I also got big eyes lei, but hers is scary while mine is cute loh.

Anyway, don't know whether i pervet anot, but i have a habit of staring at guy's crotch especially when taking the train lei. I know you think i not only sei but also siao, but you know in the train when you are seating and there is a guy standing in front of you, his crotch is just at your eye level loh. Got free things to see, y don't see. I very kasiu one loh, everything want free, everything want 1st. Singaporean what.

Went to Singapore most notorious area for supper with Adri last nite, we had tim sum and because of Adri, we had durian as well....anyway the main point wasn't all that much about the food we were eating, but more of the sight we saw.

Yesh, u guessed it, the prostitutes. My guy was telling me last week, when we went to had dinner there, that they come in all age, shape and sizes. Thats so true, u want auntie hookers, they have it, u want young ones, u can easily find it as well. But if u noticed, those supposingly should be legal ones are much more prettier than those left to solicit business themselves. So i was telling Adri, she said of course lah, got go through interview one mah. Haha, i wonder what kind of interview.

Example
Pimp: Your neh big enough to breast fuck anot?
Prostitute: Of cos lah, E cup lei! head fuck also can loh
Or
Pimp: Your blow job skill good anot?
Prostitute: Of cos good lah, one guy even had to go see doctor loh, cos my skill too good le. Good until his lam pa got internal bleeding.

U pass by those shophouses, where you see the girls sitting outside, wah, their neh neh real big loh. Not only are they big, but it looks like tau hwee like that loh so smooth and white. See already also envy. Wonder if its real or fake, actually see already i also want to touch loh....help guys test test first what.

Those ah pek there, like gui ba ni never kuah char bo like that lei, girls walk by stare like no tomorrow like that. And also something i noticed, got alot of PRC man and bangala loh. No young singaporean guys there, i mean other then those working around the area, or there for the good food, when i mean food i really mean that lah not the tau hwee la.... wait, i rem there got the you tiao da wang, there also sell tau hwee lei...ai ya i am contradicting myself. i read already also blur.

Anyway, work yesterday was super duper boring. Got one ah neh family came and eat, den the ah neh daughter ask got this particular dish a not, so i told her its not available yesterady cos don't have a particular ingredient....mgr forgot to order. Ok, so after that the ah neh father ask got this particular flavour, i told him don't have, sold out. Wah then the ah neh father ki siao liao loh, come and shoot me, and i quote" you keep telling me what's unavailable, so tell me what's available"....really siao loh, what those ah neh family ask was unavailable what, i was just answering their questions plus he didn't ask me what was available loh.....was so pissed off after that episode.

Wao kaoz... Today si bei tired and si bei sian ah.... Stand till my ka ai ji liao la, pussy also abt to split into 4 parts liao!!!! Today after my stupid bank job finish liao still got to rush down to my waitress job(me and Dan are working together in a resturant). Poor girl right? Hold 2 jobs still got to study some more! What to do! Bo money, Bo dar bor, Bo xin zai (figure), bo lang to make love with, that's why have to work so hard la! I already got no money to even eat liao, Dan still there complaining not enough sex! Really dunno what she thinking 1 leh! Everyday think of SEX n SEX n SEX! Hai, maybe that's the reason why she so pretty! Looks like i got to force myself to think about sex more. Eat must think that the hotdog I eating is like sucking KU KU JIAO like this, Pang sai must think that the KU KU JIAO is as big and as long as my sai, then serve customer that time must see the face liao then imagine how big his ku ku jiao is or even what kind of lam pa ji he have; wrinkled like my grandmother face? Or smooth like egg shell???? Think singapore really too stress liao, stress till all the ppl here a bit ki siao. I also a bit tao nao bo ho sei liao, nowadays keep on getting so moody(maybe due to can't-take-my-mind-off-sugarbf sydrome). Anyway, just now after our lan jiao job me and Dan decided to go down geylang there to eat supper. After we finish eating, we decided to walk around n look at one of the singapore tourists' attraction. haha, the prosititute! Wow piangz! Dun see nvm, see liao really gei xim ah.... The women there like to sit outside then wear those kind of low cut tops. Me n Dan walk pass them and had a glimsp at their neh neh!!! Wow lao! KAN DUA AND KAN SMOOTH LOR! I girl see already also feel like touching, I think man see liao can nose bleed and their ku ku jiao immediately rise flag ah!!! I look at their neh neh then look at my again! Kao, now then i realise my neh neh looks like those siew mai that i just had for supper leh! Eat so much siew mai, no wonder my neh neh also looks like siew mai la! Think next time i must change to eat Kong ba bao! Ok la, i got to kun liao, tml after work meeting dan n another friend for shopping n movie!!! Wish that tml bank got more yan dao so that easier for me to imagine how their KU KU jiao looks like! haha!!!!!

I knew it! Dan! I knew it!!! I know u for how long liao??? Its not a surprise that u skip lessons AGAIN! haha! Wao liew! Today I got a lot of things to complain ah!!! Today while working, dunno where all the KU KU JIAO and NEH NEH PO customers come from! The queue so long and all the customers are staring at me!!!! Feel like telling them ' Kua simi kua la, bo kua ge sui char bo si bo!' Wao lao! Really make me so stress leh! U thinking counting money very easy izzit???? (Ya, forgot to mention that I am working part-time in a bank) All the uncles and aunties kb till like no tml like this. See a poor and pretty girl there so stress liao dunno how to dao ka chui si bo, at least stand there wait patiently la, KB so much for fuck? Where got bank no long queue one? Got queue then prove that the bank got quality thats why got so many ppl come what. Even go geylang teh neh neh also need to queue! Queue for a while ur lan jiao will become shorter ah? Or ur neh neh will 2 become 1? Think all their tao nao bo ho seh a leh! So many customers already make my mood very bo ho liao, worse thing is dunno why my bank NO yan dao customer 1 leh!!!!! All the customer is old till can become my grand dad that kind! Haiz... Poor Adri..... I dunno why Dan still complain so much!!! Complain not enough SEX!!! Hey girl, come on!!! LOOK AT ME!!!! My LOVE life has been inactive for dunnoe gui ba ni liao, NOT TO MENTION MY SEX LIFE!!! Think the lack of LOVE n SEX makes Adrianna an unattractive girl!!! HOW???? What to do????? Good guys like already extinct liao leh (haha, except SugarBF)!!! Ya, Dan say she will pass me cleo magazine tml, she say the winner this year KNS. Really meh? I dun quite believe her leh... Got such a wonderful life liao still can complain BF not horny enough.... Some more cleo choose de dar bo like every year buai pai one leh... Shouldn't be that bad la.... haha, I shall keep my fingers cross for now... Haiz, ok la, enough of ku ku jiao talking liao, i will get back to doing my project!!! haha, my friends in front of me thought that i was typing my project!!!! Oh, one last thing, i still receive no news abt sugar bf!!!! Think my CAN'T-TAKE-MY-MIND-OFF-SUGARBF SYDROME will persists.....

Okie, confessions to make before anything happens, i skipped lessons today. I know Adri would probably go "ha, not again" but i was so damn tired that i slept till 12 noon.

Haha, i'm all alone at home now, so porn time.....no lah, its stupid to watch porn all alone. If i get all wet n high, who is going to satisfy that horny biatch in me? You can say let the fingers do the walking, but then its different doing it alone than compared with some guy seeing u rubbing yourself. The guy see the hot action going on, then maybe he 'steam' lei. He will then ask can he join in, which will end up in some intimate actions.

Sometimes i wonder what has NS done to my boyfren, everytime i hear of stories of my gfs telling me how horny their bfs are every saturday when they book out, but then i look at my beloved. Hai, its two worlds apart. I feel disappointed, i question myself, am i not attractive, am i not appealing at all. No lei, i look myself in the mirror and i think i quite pretty what, my big adorable eyes, ok lah maybe boobs not that big, but that shouldn't be an issue what. So obviously next step i question him lah, i ask him y not horny, he say tired. But what he does is the same as what other NS guys are doing what, y they tired still can bonk their gf like energiser bunny like that.

Maybe i should start saving up money to buy those blue lil pills those ah pek eat before they go geylang. Anyway, Adri is working now as i type.....haha poor girl, still got project discussion tonight.

Wah biang, now 12 something and i am so hardworking.....Juz now Big Cannon (Dao Pao Sian) called me, well he sounded confident on the upcoming exams. Ok lah, i don't want to be so bad and defamed him lah since he did give me some encouragement.

You may ask what did he do to deserve this name.....well, as the name implies, he like to sian loh. Often he would tell me how capable he is lah, what brands he goes for when obviously his dress sense is quite uncle, he would also narrate to me whats the lastest world issue around.....Woo, please, spare me the agony, if you are great eventually people will know, don't need to sian lah. Please don't teach people how to dress when your fashion sense isn't that great. Don't be a newsreporter over the phone, i know how to read the papers except that i'm more interested in celebrity gossips and other 'hot' local current affairs which can be clearly found in Wan Bao.

Okie, enough about him, Adri is probably slogging hard thinking of another 400 words to write for her report but i bet she's not concentrating, her mind is most likely be on the Levis' skirt that she has been eyeing on. Either that, or she will be reading other blogs such as her beloved sugarbf which she just crazily told me that she is in love with.

wah liew! I really cannot believe it man! 12 somathing liao that Dan still a tahan! I tot she ten something will go kun liao! Hai' Think she really my hao beng you! Really knows me very de well leh! Ya, I admit. I am indeed looking at Sugarbf blog!!! Can someone pls save me! I am suffering from the CAN'T-TAKE-MY-MIND-OFF-SUGARBF SYDROME!!! Everytime i switch on my lappy, the first thing i do is to click on fav then go to sugarbf blog to see if there was any updates! So anyone out there, PLS, wo qiu qiu ni men, anyone who noes sugarbf, pls let him noe that I am truely, deeply, and madly in LURVE with him!!! I wonder if there was any chance of me meeting him in person and knowing what is he like. hehe, must be someone attractive, somemore he is older than me! I simply can't resist old guys!!! They exludes an uncontrollable charm that younger guys seems to lack. Well, but dun get me wrong ok? When I say old, I dun mean someone like my ah zhor hor, the most is older than me by abt 12 years old gao liao hor! Sugarbf seems to meet the criteria! haha.Well, think i seriously need to get back to work!!!! Good night Dan!

Adrianna here..... This is such a borrrrrring sunday!!!!!!!! Danielle is studying for her coming exams at home (though i really suspect if she is really studying or watching porn at her comp)while here I am slogging for my project!!! I am dead, the deadline is tml and here i am blogging myself away!!! My stupid relatives all at my house to visit my grandma... So stupid, got one uncle say i become fatter already!!! So angry, so bo taste! Is CUTE ok! Wao piangz.... Just now my auntie come and look at what i am doing at my lappy!!! Lucky i quickly minimize to the page where I am doing my project! Phewz.... Me and Dan is going out together with one of our mates on wednesday... Guess it will be an eye rolling and guys bio-ing day for us in town! I think i better get back to work, my stupid uncle keep walking past me! So stupid, he must be thinking that I am watching porn then he also want to cham ji ka!

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Adrianna: I am a talker! Fun loving, beyoind that fun loving appearance lies a kindred soul. As stubborn as i may seemed, i am actually deep in thoughts. A master of all gossipers and loves retail therapy as a form of de-stress. A feminist in values. Happily single and loving it, though doesn't mind the extra attention from the opposite sex. Any takers????

Danielle: I am not as innocent as i seemed! A typical gemini, i have two sides to be seen, but as often most people only manage to see one side of me. An avid gossiper just like Adrianna. A shopaholic wannabe but of course with the lack of money. Happily attached and loving it, though doesn't mind the extra attention from guys as well.

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Pay attention because we only say it once, secondary schoolmates since 13, but best friends since 15. Though we studied in different polys n Uni, we are binded by some common items, mainly ice cream, juice, shopping, values and most importantly, our interests in GUYS! Of course we have different opinions, which will be shown in the later part as we start to blog.

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